Biopsy fail

Well, the biopsy… happened. And that’s pretty much all there is to say about that.
 
The biopsy samples came back showing… nothing. And according to the PET scan there is definitely Something, so we think they missed the target when collecting the samples. Which is incredibly unhelpful.
 
In a weird turn of events, I still don’t have answers, but I DO have the beginnings of a plan. I spoke to my transplant doctor yesterday, and she said instead of trying another biopsy, she’d rather just take the whole thing out and figure out what it is afterwards. I definitely prefer this option, because the biopsy ended up being more painful than I expected. The procedure itself was fine because I was high as a kite on Versed and fentanyl, which was the one enjoyable part of this whole experience. Once the anesthesia wore off, however, I was in quite a bit of pain. I was also anxious, because there is a significant risk for pneumothorax (aka a collapsed lung) after a lung biopsy, and I wasn’t sure how I was supposed to tell the difference between normal chest pain and pneumothorax chest pain. Fortunately I didn’t have any symptoms other than pain, and that has been getting better as the days go on, though some is still lingering. They also put the biopsy needle in through my back by my left shoulder blade, which happens to be almost the exact spot where I’ve been having pain that I’ve been going to PT for over the last couple months, so that was less than fun. If I’m probably going to need surgery anyway, I’d rather cut (ha) to the chase and just get it over with instead of throwing in additional painful procedures. I have a consult with the thoracic surgeon Monday morning, so hopefully they can get me in for surgery just as quickly as they got me an appointment!
 
The one thing that DID show up in the biopsy results was... Pseudomonas. I was simultaneously INFURIATED and relieved at the thought that this whole thing might just be a severe Pseudomonas infection. I believe my initial reaction was something along the lines of “PSEUDO-F@#%ING-MONAS!!!” That damned bacteria is DETERMINED to kill me one of these days! But I also realize that a Pseudomonas infection would be FAR better than cancer. Unfortunately, my transplant doctor thinks it only showed up because my lungs are colonized with Pseudomonas and that it’s not actually the cause of the nodule. We might still treat it with a round of IV antibiotics anyway though.
 
Speaking of The Nodule, Katherine and I decided that it needs a name. I’ve been thinking of it as an alien monster in my chest, which of course brings to mind the chestbursters from the Alien movies, but they don’t really have names and Xenomorph just didn’t feel right. I tried to think of other horror movie monsters, and with the help of the CF Discord server came up with Nodsferatu (a play on Nosferatu), aka The Nodsferatule, or Nods for short. Katherine also decided that I needed a new critter after my biopsy, but she couldn’t just get a regular bronchoscopy animal since this wasn’t a bronchoscopy. So she somehow managed to find a cancer plushy! And even better, you can flip it inside out to turn it into a healthy cell! It was so surprising and definitely made me laugh!
 
So once again I’m waiting. Hopefully not for long, and HOPEFULLY the next procedure will be the LAST one for this particular problem!